If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends. Air Date : 5th-Jan-2017  Read More

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds. Air Date : 10th-Jan-2017  Read More

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse. Air Date : 12th-Jan-2017  Read More

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring. Air Date : 13th-Jan-2017  Read More

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare. Air Date : 17th-Jan-2017  Read More

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas. Air Date : 19th-Jan-2017  Read More

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t. Air Date : 28th-Jan-2017  Read More

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise. Air Date : 7th-Feb-2017  Read More

A party guest most foul. Air Date : 17th-Feb-2017  Read More

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make! Air Date : 17th-Feb-2017  Read More

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg. Air Date : 3rd-Mar-2017  Read More

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model? Air Date : 8th-Mar-2017  Read More

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up. Air Date : 9th-Mar-2017  Read More

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”. Air Date : 23rd-Mar-2017  Read More

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie! Air Date : 1st-Apr-2017  Read More

You can’t handle the merch booth. Air Date : 14th-Apr-2017  Read More

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right? Air Date : 13th-May-2017  Read More

I’ll have the “corking fee”. Air Date : 20th-Apr-2017  Read More

Take that, student loans! Air Date : 29th-Apr-2017  Read More

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally. Air Date : 4th-May-2017  Read More

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative. Air Date : 20th-Jun-2017  Read More

He eats lighters. Air Date : 27th-Jun-2017  Read More

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love? Air Date : 27th-May-2017  Read More

Boy meets grill. Air Date : 25th-May-2017  Read More

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share? Air Date : 18th-Jun-2017  Read More

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg. Air Date : 22nd-Jun-2017  Read More

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime? Air Date : 3rd-Aug-2017  Read More

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever. Air Date : 12th-Aug-2017  Read More

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip! Air Date : 19th-Aug-2017  Read More

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash! Air Date : 22nd-Aug-2017  Read More