Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life. Air Date : 6th-Oct-1982  Read More

Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof. Air Date : 13th-Oct-1982  Read More

There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building. Air Date : 20th-Oct-1982  Read More

Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie. Air Date : 27th-Oct-1982  Read More

Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona."" Air Date : 3rd-Nov-1982  Read More

Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner. Air Date : 10th-Nov-1982  Read More

Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce. Air Date : 9th-Jan-1983  Read More

Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister. Air Date : 16th-Jan-1983  Read More

Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO. Air Date : 28th-Feb-1983  Read More

Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet. Air Date : 7th-Mar-1983  Read More

The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show. Air Date : 14th-Mar-1983  Read More

Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities. Air Date : 21st-Mar-1983  Read More

Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl. Air Date : 28th-Mar-1983  Read More

Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20. Air Date : 11th-Apr-1983  Read More

Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge. Air Date : 17th-Apr-1983  Read More

Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire. Air Date : 24th-Apr-1983  Read More

In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner. Air Date : 1st-May-1983  Read More

Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team. Air Date : 15th-May-1983  Read More

After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam. Air Date : 22nd-May-1983  Read More

To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby. Air Date : 29th-May-1983  Read More

Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance. Air Date : 5th-Jun-1983  Read More

Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy. Air Date : 12th-Jun-1983  Read More

Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood. Air Date : 18th-Sep-1983  Read More