Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy. Air Date : 16th-Sep-1962  Read More

Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other. Air Date : 23rd-Sep-1962  Read More

When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail. Air Date : 30th-Sep-1962  Read More

The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route. Air Date : 7th-Oct-1962  Read More

When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody? Air Date : 14th-Oct-1962  Read More

Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents. Air Date : 21st-Oct-1962  Read More

A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother. Air Date : 28th-Oct-1962  Read More

Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality. Air Date : 4th-Nov-1962  Read More

Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop. Air Date : 11th-Nov-1962  Read More

When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it. Air Date : 18th-Nov-1962  Read More

Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television. Air Date : 25th-Nov-1962  Read More

The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away. Air Date : 2nd-Dec-1962  Read More

When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public. Air Date : 9th-Dec-1962  Read More

After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve? Air Date : 16th-Dec-1963  Read More

To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball? Air Date : 30th-Dec-1962  Read More

A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead. Air Date : 6th-Jan-1963  Read More

Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it Air Date : 13th-Jan-1963  Read More

An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club. Air Date : 20th-Jan-1963  Read More

The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists. Air Date : 27th-Jan-1963  Read More

Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he? Air Date : 3rd-Feb-1963  Read More

Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is? Air Date : 10th-Feb-1963  Read More

After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is. Air Date : 17th-Feb-1963  Read More

The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force! Air Date : 24th-Feb-1963  Read More

When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action. Air Date : 3rd-Mar-1963  Read More

A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows. Air Date : 10th-Mar-1963  Read More

When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars. Air Date : 17th-Mar-1963  Read More

Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme. Air Date : 24th-Mar-1963  Read More

Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers. Air Date : 31st-Mar-1963  Read More

At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career. Air Date : 7th-Apr-1963  Read More

A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes. Air Date : 14th-Apr-1963  Read More