One of the network's beautiful reporters is kidnapped and Onion News Network leaps into action. Brooke Alvarez runs down the big stories of the day. Tucker Hope delivers the Daily Briefing on a high-tech screen. Air Date : 21st-Jan-2011  Read More

Brooke Alvarez oversees reporters from her vantage point in the FactZone. Air Date : 28th-Jan-2011  Read More

Scandal erupts over a conservative senator's relationship with a horse. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez separates truth from lies so you don't have to waste time making up your own mind. Air Date : 4th-Feb-2011  Read More

FactZone celebrates five years of total news dominance. Brooke Alvarez tracks the top stories of the day. Millions of viewers tune in nightly to watch Alvarez, beautiful and well-informed. Air Date : 11th-Feb-2011  Read More

A predator drone plane stands trial in military court. Brooke Alvarez delivers a 30-minute nonstop news assault, covering politics, entertainment, science, and business news in the FactZone. Air Date : 18th-Feb-2011  Read More

After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez interviews top U.S. officials via satellite. If someone saw something, or allegedly did something, you'll see them on the FactZone. Air Date : 25th-Feb-2011  Read More

A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about. Air Date : 4th-Mar-2011  Read More

When Wall Street panics after a stock market crash, Brooke Alvarez explores the story in depth. Air Date : 11th-Mar-2011  Read More

Washington enters talks with the people of Real America. Whenever news happens, Brooke Alvarez is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, going to any length to bring America the news. Air Date : 18th-Mar-2011  Read More

As America responds to news that the American Dream has died, Brooke Alvarez provides the news you need to survive in this terrible, frightening world. Air Date : 25th-Mar-2011  Read More