Still out to flatter the redoubtable Jessica, Jamie takes her out to an expensive restaurant while tightwad Ted puts Vicki in charge of household expenses. Air Date : 20th-Sep-1986  Read More

Jamie tries to recover his respect in class when his mother comes in as substitute teacher by trying to humiliate her out of her job. Air Date : 27th-Sep-1986  Read More

Playing a judge in a class simulation of a courtroom, Jamie dispenses uneven justice and gets impeached, while parking-ticket-skipping role model Ted tries to get himself arrested. Air Date : 4th-Oct-1986  Read More

Joan's civic project with the homeless prompts Jamie to bring home a bum, who virtually takes over the Lawson household. Air Date : 11th-Oct-1986  Read More

When Jamie is taken by a slick curbside vendor with a bad mini-TV, Ted goes after him for reparations -- and gets conned himself. Air Date : 18th-Oct-1986  Read More

Jamie pushes Harriet aside in an unrequited crush on her 16-year-old cousin, who teaches him a lesson in respect. Air Date : 25th-Oct-1986  Read More

When he's punished for thoughtlessly dropping the family's reservations to Mexico, Jamie dreams that the others are robots under his control. Air Date : 1st-Nov-1986  Read More

To help Jamie's shy and withdrawn classmate who stutters, Ted programs Vicki to be her speech therapist. Air Date : 8th-Nov-1986  Read More

Jamie tries to show Vicki the meaning of compassion by sharing, which she does -- including the dress off her back, while the Brindles move in with their marital dispute. Air Date : 15th-Nov-1986  Read More

To get on a community-sponsored Thanksgiving ski trip for disadvantaged kids, Jamie convinces the sponsors that his parents are separated. Air Date : 29th-Nov-1986  Read More

To pay for a new bike he bought from the neighborhood bully, Jamie uses Vicki to run a school computerized match-making business. Air Date : 6th-Dec-1986  Read More

Jamie learns a sobering lesson in using smoking and chewing tobacco to elevate his freshman status in junior high. Air Date : 13th-Dec-1986  Read More

While Vicki learns to spend a day without duties or instructions, Ted's new prestigious job offer in Massachusetts tests the family's taste to social climb vs. its price of morality. Air Date : 10th-Jan-1987  Read More

To make his dad's ""button-pusher"" job seem important to his friends, Jamie hints that Ted is head of a top-secret project -- which even Ted's jealous boss, Brandon, believes. Air Date : 17th-Jan-1987  Read More

Nagged by classmates that Vicki has a wooden personality, Jamie overdoes it in secretly programming her a livelier one. Air Date : 24th-Jan-1987  Read More

The Lawsons take up the Brindles' snobby challenge and enter Vicki in a mall pageant against Harriet. Air Date : 7th-Feb-1987  Read More

To help his Little League team's rock-bottom status, Jamie disguises Vicki as a boy to use her robotic abilities to bat for the pennant. Air Date : 14th-Feb-1987  Read More

After Vicki watches a TV hypnotist turn volunteers into clowns and animals, she starts practicing her new mesmerizing ""skill"" on the Lawsons with hysterical results. Air Date : 21st-Feb-1987  Read More

While in a store with Jamie looking for a present for her mock birthday party to convince Child Services that they treat her well, Vicki picks up an expensive watch and is picked up for shoplifting. Air Date : 18th-Apr-1987  Read More

After being burglarized (while Vicki's home and they're at a restaurant), the Lawsons join the neighborhood watch. Air Date : 2nd-May-1987  Read More

To train Vicki to be more affectionate, Ted buys her a toy cat that only makes her mimic Jamie's past jealousy and run away. Air Date : 9th-May-1987  Read More

During Jamie's part-time gas station job, Vicki fine-tunes a car to go 50 miles a gallon, causing oil companies and oil sheiks alike to drop by the Lawsons' door. Air Date : 16th-May-1987  Read More

Ted and Joan decide to have the ceremonial wedding they never had -- until the Brindles butt in. Air Date : 23rd-May-1987  Read More

Joan invites Wally Crandal, a former 90-pound weakling college classmate, over for dinner to meet his former school tormentor: Ted, who rigs Vicki to play even crueler tricks. Only Ted's unaware that Wally's grown into a top pro wrestler. Air Date : 20th-Jun-1987  Read More