I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen. Air Date : 31st-Jan-2010  Read More

My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with. Air Date : 31st-Jan-2010  Read More

Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor. Air Date : 31st-Jan-2010  Read More

I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script. Air Date : 31st-Jan-2010  Read More

Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm. Air Date : 8th-Feb-2010  Read More

I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me. Air Date : 1st-Mar-2010  Read More

I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp. Air Date : 1st-Mar-2010  Read More

I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in. Air Date : 1st-Mar-2010  Read More

I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o. Air Date : 13th-Mar-2010  Read More

I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive. Air Date : 4th-Apr-2010  Read More

I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree. Air Date : 4th-Apr-2010  Read More

Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write. Air Date : 11th-Apr-2010  Read More

I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort. Air Date : 11th-Apr-2010  Read More

It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch. Air Date : 18th-Apr-2010  Read More

But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair! Air Date : 18th-Apr-2010  Read More

Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description! Air Date : 26th-Apr-2010  Read More

A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes! Air Date : 29th-Apr-2010  Read More

Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care. Air Date : 3rd-May-2010  Read More

Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard? Air Date : 3rd-May-2010  Read More