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So I had pre-ordered the DVD of this crazy horror comedy directed by MaJaMa and cute lol I just figured it out lmao It’s short for the first two letters of the three actors on the cover of the DVD. Matt Ellsworth, Jason Ellsworth and Matteo Molinari at least the team behind it... anyways two brothers create some ideas as kids and grow up to realize their shark film has become real as it begins to go on a killing spree. This really is a spoof on badly made shark films hehe I like how it’s told by a narrator that kind of sounds like he’s Jewish in fact I straight up thought that the narrator sounded exactly like actor Judd Hirsch But I know he’s not hehe and When the CGI shark Send some cartoony like sharks after the brothers and the narrator gets involved in the story things get a little loony. I actually really enjoyed this film from start to finish the brothers had a comic relief going on especially since the one brother wanted nothing to do with the other brother in fact the brother that was named Jason reminded me of Tommy Chong just a little bit with his Cock ponytail and hippy like stupidity... the lines were fresh, acting over the top and was absolutely brilliantly Dumb fun at its sickening best. Laughable to the bitten end. Favorite scene was I guess when the shark rose with the sheet and glasses Like the invisible man in front of the boyfriend in the very beginning right before he supposedly chomped him to bits... I enjoyed the film and recommend as one of those films you technically won’t forget nor forgive lmao let me know what y’all think if you’ve seen it I just wish I hadn’t of missed out on getting a copy of the Blu-ray it went too quickly. Believe you can find copies of the dvd over at srscinema ;)
The Dynamic Duo faces four super-villains who plan to hold the world for ransom with the help of a secret invention that instantly dehydrates people.
On the Caribbean island of Matul, white doctor David Menard is trying to stem the tide of cannibal zombies that are returning from the dead. Arriving on the island are Anne and reporter Peter West who are looking for Anne's missing father. The pair soon find themselves under attack from the zombies.
A paleontologist, Dr. J Jones, accidentally unleashes a prehistoric Sharkasaurus, forcing her to team up with her mortal enemy; A creationist Rev. Matthews. Can they overcome their differences and defeat Sharkasaurus?
A snow avalanche awakens humungous, prehistoric sharks that proceed to chomp on bikini clad co-eds.
When the seaside community of Amity finds itself under attack by a dangerous great white shark, the town's chief of police, a young marine biologist, and a grizzled hunter embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast before it strikes again.
Police chief Brody must protect the citizens of Amity after a second monstrous shark begins terrorizing the waters.
After another deadly shark attack, Ellen Brody decides she has had enough of New England's Amity Island and moves to the Caribbean to join her son, Michael, and his family. But a great white shark has followed her there, hungry for more lives.
Two divers are left out at sea without a boat. There’s nothing but water for miles, unless they look at what’s underneath them...
Love blossoms for Lily over double Meaty Boy burgers at mid-day when uber-computer nerd Jarrod comes in and leaves with free extra large fries. After gatecrashing Jarrod's party and proving her skills on the game console, Lily goes down to Jarrod's home town with him so he can settle an old score with a past school bully.
A prehistoric shark (named in the books "megalodon") lurks Mallorca, killing a couple of individuals. A professional diver begins the hunt.
Three friends from California are filming an audition tape for an extreme reality game show. They document their journey to Australia where they will be doing their most dangerous activity.... Shark Cage Diving. A catastrophic turn of events leaves them in baited water full of Great White Sharks, turning their recording into a blood chilling diary of survival... and death.