Or, as Ben likes to call it, the Max Headroom Incident's annoying, less creative little brother. Air Date : 12th-Sep-2013

Because nothing says "Happy 200th, America" like crappy "collectibles", Up With People and bizarre Government films. Air Date : 4th-Jul-2013  Read More

Featuring such great (non-)hits from the likes of Hairy Nielsen, BAAB, William Turkey and many, many more! Order today!!! Air Date : 18th-Jul-2013  Read More

What do you mean Ben is fashion-challenged? Air Date : 1st-Aug-2013  Read More

Seeing as the Archive somehow managed to hit the 30 episode mark, it seemed like a good time to throw a nice, little (tax-deductible) party. Plus, Ben sings a viewer poll-selected song (a move that was instantly regretted by all who voted). Air Date : 15th-Aug-2013  Read More

Covert broadcasts...and how to decode them (your results may vary). Air Date : 29th-Aug-2013  Read More

Or, as Ben likes to call it, the Max Headroom Incident's annoying, less creative little brother. Air Date : 12th-Sep-2013  Read More

And Ben thought it would just be another cool toy for his collection. How naive... Air Date : 20th-Sep-2013  Read More

Learn to gamble--Archive style! God help us... Air Date : 26th-Sep-2013  Read More

Come visit the Archive Children's Disco before it's condemned! Air Date : 14th-Oct-2013  Read More

Forced to discuss his fourth knockoff Disco record in a row, Ben has a slight meltdown. Air Date : 24th-Oct-2013  Read More

VHS vs. Beta? How 1977... Air Date : 7th-Nov-2013  Read More

Ben's still having nightmares about being forced to play charades with Rich Little. Air Date : 21st-Nov-2013  Read More

An interesting, but (unsurprisingly) failed, early attempt at multimedia interactivity. Air Date : 5th-Dec-2013  Read More

Five forgotten holiday albums that will...more than likely remain forgotten. Air Date : 19th-Dec-2013  Read More

Have you ever wanted to make "melons" in real estate? If so, you've come to the right place! Air Date : 2nd-Jan-2014  Read More

...because salesmen need the comfort of knowing that their product is truly the answer to all problems (consumerist OR existential). Air Date : 16th-Jan-2014  Read More

Don't screw with Jam Handy! Air Date : 23rd-Jan-2014  Read More

The Archive is currently experiencing technical difficulties...LOTS of them...and Ben refuses to take responsibility. So there. Air Date : 6th-Feb-2014  Read More

If V.D. really is for everybody, why don't I have it? Air Date : 20th-Feb-2014  Read More

...because only Ben would be stupid enough to devote an entire regular Archive episode to between-show filler. Air Date : 6th-Mar-2014  Read More

Alternate Title: Why Ben should never make a full "behind-the-scenes" episode. Alternate Title #2: Ben stammers for 38 minutes. Alternate Title #3: Why Ben will never get a date. Air Date : 20th-Mar-2014  Read More

The Archive gathers together all your favorite '70's hits--then realizes that the major labels, the RIAA, etc. would have our nuts in a sling over it. More ripoff records it is then! All 70's edition! Air Date : 3rd-Apr-2014  Read More

Wait, there's a logic to all this? Air Date : 17th-Apr-2014  Read More

It's time for a few changes in Archiveland. Air Date : 1st-May-2014  Read More

***THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A ***SEVERE FALSE NOSTALGIA WARNING*** FOR YOUR AREA UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE*** Air Date : 8th-May-2014  Read More

Alternate Title: How to Survive an Unprovoked Attack From Your Electric Mixer. Air Date : 29th-May-2014  Read More