Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son. Air Date : 12th-May-2002

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women. Air Date : 11th-Nov-2001  Read More

After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up. Air Date : 9th-Dec-2001  Read More

A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico. Air Date : 12th-Dec-2001  Read More

Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace. Air Date : 16th-Dec-2001  Read More

After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him. Air Date : 6th-Jan-2002  Read More

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer. Air Date : 10th-Feb-2002  Read More

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it. Air Date : 17th-Feb-2002  Read More

Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account. Air Date : 24th-Feb-2002  Read More

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music. Air Date : 24th-Feb-2002  Read More

A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund. Air Date : 3rd-Mar-2002  Read More

Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton. Air Date : 10th-Mar-2002  Read More

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane. Air Date : 17th-Mar-2002  Read More

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it. Air Date : 31st-Mar-2002  Read More

When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is. Air Date : 7th-Apr-2002  Read More

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament. Air Date : 14th-Apr-2002  Read More

Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours. Air Date : 14th-Apr-2002  Read More

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them. Air Date : 21st-Apr-2002  Read More

Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet. Air Date : 28th-Apr-2002  Read More

Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out. Air Date : 5th-May-2002  Read More

Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him. Air Date : 5th-May-2002  Read More

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up. Air Date : 12th-May-2002  Read More

Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son. Air Date : 12th-May-2002  Read More