Johnny poses as a princess in order to prevent a war. Meanwhile, Susan and Mary decide that they would like to act like normal girls. Air Date : 24th-May-2010
Susan and Mary purposely turn themselves into babies while the parents are out, and Johnny has to keep them safe from the irresponsible babysitter Gil; this interferes with a party he and Dukey had been planning. Air Date : 9th-Nov-2009 Read More
Johnny tricks his sisters into letting him have teleporting powers. Susan and Mary mess with the powers to get revenge. Later the twins accidentally get them caught in a middle of an art robbery. Air Date : 10th-Nov-2009 Read More
After Johnny lands his bike into a garbage truck, he becomes a Lady Bird Scout and tries to sell 1,000 boxes of cookies to get a new one. Little does he know, Sissy wants the bike as well, but for a better reason. Air Date : 11th-Nov-2009 Read More
Johnny goes back in time in order to get a sloth bone for the twins, but when he returns he becomes a caveman, interfering with his grounding from selling Hugh's personal items. Air Date : 12th-Nov-2009 Read More
Johnny and Dukey run away when Johnny's parents say he's old enough to do chores but not old enough to watch PG-13 movies. Air Date : 12th-Nov-2009 Read More
Johnny steals a portable black hole, which later creates an early apocalypse. Air Date : 12th-Nov-2009 Read More
Johnny joins forces with Dark Vegan to get him back to his home planet. Air Date : 1st-Oct-2009 Read More
Susan and Mary build Johnny a robot in order to help him do his homework, but the robot ends up stealing things for Johnny. Air Date : 1st-Oct-2009 Read More
Susan and Mary switch Johnny and Hugh's brains after the two make a bet that involves taking on each other's lives. Air Date : 8th-Oct-2009 Read More
Johnny and Dukey try to get in a dog show which only allows perfectly groomed and trained dogs. Air Date : 8th-Oct-2009 Read More
Dukey drinks a liquid which makes him turn into a monster. To make matters worse, a dog catcher (and later Mr. Black and Mr. White) are after him. Air Date : 15th-Oct-2009 Read More
Johnny wants to get a trophy to put in his trophy case. Susan and Mary get obsessed with winning, so the three of them enter The Pork Belly River Jumpoff to win 1 million dollars and a trophy. Air Date : 15th-Oct-2009 Read More
Susan and Mary make fortune cookies that come true, and Johnny sells them with the typical drastic results. Air Date : 26th-Nov-2009 Read More
The twins' latest invention accidentally makes them dumb thanks to Johnny right before their scholarship interview. Air Date : 26th-Nov-2009 Read More
Johnny gets hired to stop Bling-bling from kissing Susan, but Johnny turns on the sisters once Bling-Bling bribes him. Air Date : 3rd-Dec-2009 Read More
Johnny turns into a mouse for Susan and Mary, but when Mr. Mittens comes, things get chaotic. This episode is a parody of Tom and Jerry. Air Date : 3rd-Dec-2009 Read More
Johnny tries to get invited to a party to stop a villain. NOTE: Susan and Mary don't appear in this episode. Air Date : 10th-Dec-2009 Read More
Mr. Whacko invents a new helium gum that lifts kids into the sky, and Johnny must save them. Air Date : 10th-Dec-2009 Read More
Johnny travels to 1845 when school was easier, but he gets stuck there because the power supplier to the Turbo Time Tea house hasn't been invented yet. The sisters and Johnny try to find outdated technology to power the tea house. Air Date : 7th-Jan-2010 Read More
Johnny creates a magnetic force field on the Earth which makes Porkbelly the new north pole. Air Date : 7th-Jan-2010 Read More
Johnny and Dukey get framed for stuff that Johnny and Dukey look alike robots (which Mr. Black and Mr. White made) do around Porkbelly. Air Date : 4th-Feb-2010 Read More
Johnny keeps attempting to ride down Suicide hill, but Susan and Mary keep redeeming Johnny's coupons. Air Date : 4th-Feb-2010 Read More
Johnny and Dukey decide to remain in super hero mode permanently but find being a superhero is harder than they think. Air Date : 25th-Feb-2010 Read More
The twins upgrade Johnny's new cell phone. Later the phone becomes too intelligent and begins hacking government space missiles. Air Date : 2nd-Mar-2010 Read More
Johnny goes on a trip to the museum and brings the things to life, including a mummy. Air Date : 2nd-Mar-2010 Read More
Johnny's mail order foam monster becomes a real monster once the twins swap the water with their bottle of "side effects". Air Date : 11th-May-2010 Read More
When Sissy considers Johnny too gross to help her in a science project, he begs Susan and Mary to change his personality. Air Date : 10th-May-2010 Read More
Johnny poses as a princess in order to prevent a war. Meanwhile, Susan and Mary decide that they would like to act like normal girls. Air Date : 24th-May-2010 Read More
After getting his 99th detention, Johnny learns he must perform 99 good deeds or he will be sent to military school. Air Date : 24th-May-2010 Read More
Johnny and Dukey challenge his sisters, their friends, and their enemies to a survival challenge in which the winning team gets hundreds of dollars in gift certificates. Air Date : 12th-Jul-2010 Read More