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Ian Wright: It Shouldn't Happen To A Footballer' comprises the best of the best legendary footballing mishaps, as chosen by the thousands of readers of the nation's favourite football bible, FourFourTwo magazine. In the biggest ever survey of its type, FourFourTwo united the nation's terraces to establish once and for all the most humiliating footballing cock-up. Guaranteed to include all the best (and worst!) moments from football history, 'Ian Wright: It Shouldn't Happen To A Footballer' also includes up-to-date action from the 2005-2006 Premiership season and FA Cup. Picked by the fans, for the fans, this is the ultimate stocking filler for football lovers everywhere, and sure-fire family fun this Christmas.

Ian Wright, the multi talented Arsenal and England legend, football pundit, radio host, TV presenter and columnist – presents a compilation of some of the most painful, embarrassing and hilarious football bloopers available, along with commentary from football-folk talking heads

David Seaman is recognised as the greatest English goalkeeper of the past decade…but sometimes even he makes mistakes! So who better to present this hilarious compilation of goalkeeping gaffes? Pulling together the funniest foul-ups from the Premiership, Nationwide and International games – including that unforgettable Ronaldinho moment – this is the definitive guide to the lowlights of goalkeeping history. With an exclusive interview with Seaman himself, and a few great saves thrown in to set the record straight, Goalkeeping Nightmares is the perfect way to relive these goalkeeping bloopers.

Eat My Goal is the search for the ultimate moment of footballing humiliation. Join die hard footie fan James Nesbitt as he celebrates the lighter side of the noble game with the quest to unearth the true highs and the very, very lows of life as a professional footballer. From hilarious own goals, impossible misses, stunning showboating & unbelievable score lines, this is the greatest collection of humiliation on the football field ever assembled. And at the end of the programme James concludes the search for the worst humiliation of them all with his very own top 10. What will be the no. 1....and will you agree with him ? Eat My Goal.....because football can make utter fools out of anyone.

I'm Ray Winstone, you normally get to see my handsome features when I'm playing someone else on the screen. But this is the REAL me, a true football nut who loves the beautiful game. Football has always been my first love, and I'm going to share some of my favourite moments with you in this DVD. Featuring the best footage football has to offer, I'm going to show you some unbelievable blunders, blinding misses and tasty goals that’ll have you jumping out of your seat. Enjoy!

A montage of 13 remarkable short films recently digitized by the Library of Congress, whose themes echo the program of the Domitor 2022 conference, entitled "Copy/rights and early cinema"

Host Scott Forrest presents a curated compilation of eight independent short films in this rapid-fire science-fiction feature. Genres collide, narratives twist, aesthetics clash, and even humor, both campy and dystopian, showcase the vast creative possibilities of each story's individual world, offering the viewer a brief glimpse into the lives of every character's attempt to survive the otherworldly chaos around them. Released in 2001, the selected shorts span original creation dates of 1997 to 2001; most of the featured filmmakers also appear as themselves in short video interviews to talk about their inspirations, creative process and motivations while working on their individual shorts.

Watch as everyday people go from their safe, simple lives into a realm of the supernatural.

A happily married Ryu Tendo (Red Hawk) and Kaori Rokumeikan (White Swan) reminisce about their time as part of the Jetman team defending Earth from the invasion of Dimensional War Party Vyram. The bulk of the special is the couple taking turns narrating an overview of the events of Jetman with footage from the 51-episode series.

This DVD includes the only two surviving Top of the Pops performances from the BBC archive of T Rex’s Electric Warrior-era hits – Hot Love and Get It On, the latter featuring Elton John. The DVD also includes the previously unseen Blue Screen versions of Jeepster and Life’s A Gas from Germany’s Beat Club plus the actual broadcast versions of Jeepster and Life’s A Gas. The rarely seen official promo videos for Get It On and Jeepster are also included, plus live performances of Girl and Cosmic Dancer which were recorded at the performance of T. Rex’s historic Wembley Empire Pool concerts on March 18 1972. These were not included in the concert film Born To Boogie (which used none of the matinée concert footage).

Narrated by the legendary Shirley Jones, this installment of the Hollywood Singing and Dancing series shines a light on the musicals of the 1970s, a time when the very look of the genre was changing. Highlights include clips from squeaky-clean family fare such as Fiddler on the Roof, as well as more envelope-pushing options like Cabaret, Grease, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tommy, Jesus Christ Superstar and Hair.