Juror #2 2024 - Movies (Dec 2nd)
The Desiring 2024 - Movies (Dec 1st)
My Nanny Stole My Life - Movies (Dec 1st)
Princess Halle and the Jester 2024 - Movies (Dec 1st)
Route 60 The Biblical Highway 2023 - Movies (Dec 1st)
Believe in Christmas 2024 - Movies (Dec 1st)
Holiday Touchdown A Chiefs Love Story 2024 - Movies (Dec 1st)
Heightened 2023 - Movies (Oct 2nd)
Sebastian 2024 - Movies (Oct 2nd)
Knox Goes Away 2023 - Movies (Oct 2nd)
A Quiet Place Day One 2024 - Movies (Oct 2nd)
Cabrini 2024 - Movies (Oct 2nd)
Aiden 2024 - Movies (Nov 30th)
A Good Enough Day 2024 - Movies (Nov 30th)
Bringing Christmas Home 2023 - Movies (Nov 30th)
Never Let Go 2024 - Movies (Nov 30th)
Music Box Yacht Rock A DOCKumentary 2024 - Movies (Nov 30th)
Joker Folie à Deux 2024 - Movies (Nov 30th)
The Rev 2023 - Movies (Nov 30th)
Malum 2023 - Movies (Nov 30th)
Home Kills 2023 - Movies (Nov 30th)
The Equalizer - (Dec 1st)
Have I Got a Bit More News for You - (Dec 1st)
Highland Cops - (Dec 1st)
Martin Scorsese Presents- The Saints - (Dec 1st)
Countryfile - (Dec 1st)
Strictly Come Dancing- It Takes Two - (Dec 1st)
Saturday Kitchen Best Bites - (Dec 1st)
Sunday Brunch - (Dec 1st)
Face Jams Truckd Up - (Dec 1st)
Girl Meets Farm - (Dec 1st)
Lucky - (Dec 1st)
Love Your Weekend with Alan Titchmarsh - (Dec 1st)
EXOs Travel the World on a Ladder - (Dec 1st)
The Swiss Family Robinson- Flone of the Mysterious Island - (Dec 1st)
The Late Late Show - (Dec 1st)
Invincible Fight Girl - (Dec 1st)
Motorway- Hell On The Highway - (Dec 1st)
The Beat with Ari Melber - (Dec 1st)
The Sunday Show with Jonathan Capehart - (Dec 1st)
Dispatches - (Dec 1st)
Honestly. If anyone says "Oh Darling!" one more time! Tilda Swinton is "Julie", a film-maker with a bit of writer's block who takes her elderly mother (I think she is called "Rosamund" but anyway, think Tilda Swinton but this time in a bit of latex and some of Margaret Thatcher's attire) to a remote country hotel. It turns out that this used to be a family home for her mother and she spent much of her younger life there with her aunt. From room to room they reminisce about what it used to be, what went on here - all whilst the wind outside blows as if we were watching "Black Narcissus" (1947). What happens now? Well, very little... There is lots of desperately polite and earnest dialogue - beetroot or feta? - as the two women edge ever closer to a birthday that is clearly tinged with increasingly sad, but unspecified, memories. The denouement - well it's a surprise to nobody, not even the frequently scene-stealing "Louis" (Swinton's own dog). Carly-Sophia Davies is quite effective as the downright disinterested hotel receptionist but that's about all we have to inject any life into this rather charmless and disappointing "ghost" story that really does underwhelm. Joanna Hogg definitely has a safe zone for her films. Well-heeled English folks in the media industry with even more well-heeled parents who all live in a world with little to do with any reality most of us will ever be able to relate to. A repetitive flute refrain does all that it can to introduce some mystery, but by half way through I was just "You are very welcome"'d out. It will look just as good on the television as it does on cinema screen so I'd save your cash, if I were you.