This Ain't Cops XXX

A former policeman enlists his nerdy friend to help bust drug traffickers moving heroin through a Chinese restaurant.

When Denny Mclaren is called to the scene of the crime of an apparent homicide, he finds a book bound in human flesh which has the name of the victim and others who has died before him. Denny takes the book as evidence until his name is written in the book. Denny puts everything together to discover that the book he has is the Necronomicon.

Seki, a young Japanese detective has lost his workmate whom was killed by a serial killer. This weird killer enjoys killing a particular type of person - transsexuals. When the killer escapes to Thailand, Seki follows and meets Lily, a cabaret showgirl who her best friend was murdered by the same killer.

In Marseilles a skilled pizza delivery boy Daniel who drives a scooter finally has his dreams come true. He gets a taxi license. Caught by the police for a huge speed infraction, he will help Emilien, a loser inspector who can't drive, on the track of German bank robbers, so he doesn't lose his license and his dream job.

After a martini-induced rampage, a fantasy-prone young woman is placed under house arrest.

Myles and Brody are best friends with two very different ways of finding love. Displeased with their current love lives, they make a pact to be together if neither finds love in ten year’s time. Now two months shy of their deadline, both friends set off to do whatever it takes to avoid ending up as each other’s last resort.

With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sgt. Wilkins will be transferred.

A talented martial artist who can't walk past a person in need unites with a probation officer to fight and prevent crime as a martial arts officer.

Michael Lynch is a notorious criminal with two wives and a flair for showmanship. He's also a huge embarrassment to the local police, who are determined to bring him down once and for all.