Frozen Assets

Tagline : At First Family Sperm Bank, She banks on babies - He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!

Runtime : 96 mins

Genre : Comedy

Vote Rating : 4/10


Reviews for this movie are available below.

Plot : A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Reviews

Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of chuckles I got. No outright laughing and jumping for joy, but generally fun. The ridiculous in the end, seem quite different than the majority of the movie, but I think it fit , and this is exactly the type of movie I would be looking for on TV at 2 AM if this were 20 years ago.

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