Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS. Air Date : 20th-Sep-1999
Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special. Air Date : 7th-Sep-1999 Read More
Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah. Air Date : 8th-Sep-1999 Read More
Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's. Air Date : 9th-Sep-1999 Read More
John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag. Air Date : 10th-Sep-1999 Read More
George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a ""highlight"" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at the ceremony (he forgot last year). Air Date : 13th-Sep-1999 Read More
Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course. Air Date : 14th-Sep-1999 Read More
Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes ""Crazy in Alabama."" Air Date : 15th-Sep-1999 Read More
With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in a poncho and galoshes. Meanwhile, Jenna Elfman hijacks Anton's drumset, and Christina Aguilera performs ""What a Girl Wants."" Air Date : 16th-Sep-1999 Read More
During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor instead. Air Date : 17th-Sep-1999 Read More
Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS. Air Date : 20th-Sep-1999 Read More
Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes ""Bicentennial Man."" Air Date : 21st-Sep-1999 Read More
Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during ""Who Asked For It?""; Ashley Judd promotes ""Double Jeopardy."" Air Date : 22nd-Sep-1999 Read More
Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened ""Late Show 2000,"" while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show. Air Date : 23rd-Sep-1999 Read More
During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave ""appears"" in a Gap commercial. Air Date : 24th-Sep-1999 Read More
Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn. Air Date : 27th-Sep-1999 Read More
Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan promotes a film he just produced called ""For the Ladies"" (which turns out to be weightlifting porn flick). Air Date : 28th-Sep-1999 Read More
Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta Gan Gaibay""; Evander Holyfield presents the Top Ten, but Lennox Lewis interupts to introduce #1. Air Date : 29th-Sep-1999 Read More
Kevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"": He walks into a mysterious closet backstage, falls into a black hole, then walks out in a nonchalant fashion. Air Date : 30th-Sep-1999 Read More
Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under Mujibur and Sirajul's supervision. Air Date : 1st-Oct-1999 Read More
""Biff Henderson's America"" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs ""Thursday's Child."" Air Date : 4th-Oct-1999 Read More
Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for ""Late Show on Tour,"" with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonight's guest, Dave announces that he will no longer make any more jokes relating to Dan Quayle. Air Date : 5th-Oct-1999 Read More
Tonight's edition of ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they're reduced to cannibalism. Air Date : 6th-Oct-1999 Read More
A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has snacks. Air Date : 7th-Oct-1999 Read More
1999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents ""Great Pats throughout History."" Later, Sting performs ""Brand New Day."" Air Date : 8th-Oct-1999 Read More
Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis. Air Date : 11th-Oct-1999 Read More
Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration. Air Date : 12th-Oct-1999 Read More
The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopter. When he finishes the test, a babe presents him flowers and Gov. Christine Todd Whitman presents Paul's license. Air Date : 13th-Oct-1999 Read More
Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word ""because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,'"" tries it, and gets beeped; Biff gives Yankees tickets to an audience member. Air Date : 14th-Oct-1999 Read More
During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents ""Top Ten Things That Sound Creepy When Said by John Malkovich."" Air Date : 15th-Oct-1999 Read More
Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst others, Evander Holyfield and John Rocker; the octogenarian stars of the hit documentary ""The Buena Vista Social Club"" perform. Air Date : 25th-Oct-1999 Read More
Dave shows a clip from the recently cancelled CBS sitcom Work With Me. Later, David Diaz of WCBS-TV beats up a punk during an on-the-street report. Air Date : 26th-Oct-1999 Read More